Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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