at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
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My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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