Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
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Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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