why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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