Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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