He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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