Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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