It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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