Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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