Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
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Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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