am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
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i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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