I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
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I need to wash the frat house off of me
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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