if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
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I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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