If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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