Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
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I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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