I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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