awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
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you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
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You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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