She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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