please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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