Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
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Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
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My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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