didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone shattered a urinal.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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