I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
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She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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