You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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