ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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