So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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