i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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