Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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