Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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