I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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