I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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