Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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