whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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