All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
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Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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