You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
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I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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