Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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