I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Your dad touched me again.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
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