We named our party play list daddy issues
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
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Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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