sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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