don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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