so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
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My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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