I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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