I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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