and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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