erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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