Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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