My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
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I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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