I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
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you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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