i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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