Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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