after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
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I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
The uberlube is also flammable
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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