you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
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I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
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She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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