The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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