That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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