doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
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I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
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We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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